The Longest Thread Ever part 2 !

styxer06 Kramer Brother Posts: 55	The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Jul 21, 2016 9:42:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by styxer06 on Jul 21, 2016 9:42:37 GMT -5 we had to get Grizz back to his humble stinky abode. the Back 40. getting home in one piece and unnoticed was not an easy task....about 2 hrs into the trip, he.......
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The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Jul 21, 2016 13:01:57 GMT -5

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got out a sandwich bag and a tube of glue and started... No.. no he wasn't huffing glue. That'll fry your brian (notice I misspelled brain? lol) He was just making crafts and what knots is all he was a doing. Hell, Johnny Cash himself pulled up in his 1958 Red Chevy Impala with a green racing stripe down the middle and bought one. Aftermarket racing mufflers don't you know it..!! I know. I asked Ol' Johnny myself. Once, you could get over the exhaust fumes that is..!! So what if it left a oil slick everywhere it went. The damn thang' looked good didn't it??
Just then...........

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The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Jul 21, 2016 15:46:31 GMT -5

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Happy Gilmore shows up on his bicycle... not just a run of the mill cycle. it was a custom banana seat, special edition playing cards with clothes line clips.

Happy came down the hill roaring like a bat outta..........

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The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Jul 21, 2016 19:20:36 GMT -5

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nowherez'.. And you thought I was goin' say that H word didn't ya thar' reader.. ( yeah I know it's not my best, but it's a quick one.

) You see Ol' John Wayne had been shouting a cowboy movie down the street and was about to re-release it. And, Ol' John was shouting up all those injuns' likes he always does. And his gun was set to gun off when........

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The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Jul 27, 2016 19:07:55 GMT -5

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Barny Fife come bar'rollin down the street. why he jumped out of the squad car like faster than a turkey in november. ran up to Ol'john and said "you know, going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." ..... wow.... I just went Fett on you...... sorry. must be the heat. LOL anyways Ol'John said to Barney "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list." proceded to push Occifer Fife to the curb and......

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The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Jul 28, 2016 22:11:02 GMT -5

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^^ Fett .. lol
...a 1/5 of "shine" fell out of his pocket. Yeah.. Ol' Fife was the one making that stuff for Otis all those years.! Why do you think Fife was giving Otis all those test's?? To see if he needed anymore. It's all about the moniezz there reader so pay attentionzz. Those old ladies you may or may not have seen with shine. Set up planezz and simplezz..!! Why... the "Duke" or "Duck" (John Wayne) (as the man walks like damn "Duck" after a few of Ol' Fife drinks) was just singing along. NOPE.. he was... a skip a do da skip a day my oh my .. lol..
He was skipping along and was shot right on up to Sesame Street. Now... Ol' Big bird wasn't you friendly kind of guy you seen on TV. NO SIR..!!!

Why.. he was an really an evil twin of none other then..................

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kb7010 Kramer Kingpin Posts: 6,802	The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Aug 11, 2016 13:36:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kb7010 on Aug 11, 2016 13:36:39 GMT -5 Just going to give this a bump and see what happens. Hey, it is better then just looking at the place ya know.
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The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Aug 12, 2016 12:33:40 GMT -5

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So I was in the yard playing fetch with Dino and grilling up some Brontosaurus burgers. Wilma just came out in a two-piece leopard-skin number. (Don't be thinking like that now

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Well sir... next thing you know. Dino wants to play more fetch. I mean really? Does that mutt ever get enough attention? I mean, Wilma is looking pretty good and all. And, she did go through all that trouble getting dressed up. Barney you ask?? I don't care about Barney and his laugh. The Rubbles. Brother.... could I go on and on about them. Betty does look pretty hot in her blue dress if she wants too. And, I wont tell you if I "hit" that or not, but Barney is my best friend you know. My car? So what if I have "hot rodded". Who doesn't in these times? I was going to work and.............

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The Longest Thread Ever part 2 ! Aug 14, 2016 13:03:10 GMT -5

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The cops try and pull me over. I give them the slip and the one "finger tip"

After work I asked Barney if he wasn't to swing. The guy smacks me right in the kisser. I guess he must have read this thread, as he thought I was talking about Betty. Wait... where you too? Oh brother... can a guy just go on the swing from time to time and not be thinking about a woman? I know Betty looks pretty good and all. But, so does Wilma. I mean Yabba-Dabba-Doo and a whole lot of. Well.. I won't go into that, but Pebbles didn't come from a woolly mammoth or a rock. Yeah I her name kind of sounds like a piece of a broken rock. So what? Name your kids the way you want, and I'll name mine alright..!! Mr. Slate you ask? Oh boy. Yeah speaking of boys. He......................

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The Longest Thread Ever part 2 !

Post by styxer06 on Jul 21, 2016 9:42:37 GMT -5

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