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Post by styxer06 on Jul 6, 2016 20:27:19 GMT -5
I ran into Jackie.... a bit aloof if you ask me. I walked up to her in my most masculine stride. she looked up at me, with a bright one tooth smile and said: "I just love the smell of books!" stunned I took off my Kramer forum baseball cap and scrached my skull for a moment and said: To be clear, do you know how reading works right? Hahaha well she thought for a moment. got on her knees and.......
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 6, 2016 23:10:47 GMT -5
Sucked the... No.. no reader.. there you go again thinking all wrong with bad thoughts. She was sucking on a popsicle is all she was a doing. Get your mind out of gutter. Shame.. shame on you for having those evil thoughts. ( But she did suck that thing hard and fast .. the popsicle that is  ) Anyway, needing to go to the dentist, I thought I would lend her a few bucks... as that's just the kind of guy I am. Plus... my triple knot spy gig is doing OK.. so $$ is not a problem at the present point in time. Well sir... She done took that money and bought herself something else with it.. as a lady like her almost always does. She took of in her 2000 and 0ne blue Dodge Charge and went straight to the ass Doctor. Yes you read that correctly. The ass Doctor to get some "butt" implants in that ass of hers. Woman... damn if I know what in THE HELL is going on that thare head of theirs. I mean fix your damn teeth already as nobody want's to see just one bright tooth while the others are yellow from smoking. Well.. it was just then when......... |
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Post by kremark on Jul 6, 2016 23:29:37 GMT -5
Lt. DAN wheeled up in his chair and struck up a low key conversation with Jackie, but when she accidentally said the word: Vietnam, we went berzerk and removed a squirt gun from his seat he began to spoak her face. You guessed it folks, that wasn't just H2O in that water pistol for he had filled it with.....
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Post by styxer06 on Jul 7, 2016 6:31:07 GMT -5
a hybrid mix of Ketchup and mustard.. yep they call him Quick Draw at the local fall Fairs. he would whip that thang quicker than.....
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 15, 2016 10:37:01 GMT -5
Any kid at a carnival could. Yes SIR..!!! Lt. Dan done gots magic legs and a magic mojo arm I tell you what. !! Hell that guy can shoot the eye's out of a snake from 100 and 1 feet.
Not a foot longer .. but hey.. who am I to judge?? Speaking of judge. you guessed it.. Judge Judy can in and was pissing fire at.......................... |
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Post by styxer06 on Jul 15, 2016 11:25:53 GMT -5
I realized that My Ragin' Pinto was going to be challenged in Ohio. you see Lexington nascar has 13 turns. My ride likes One.  oh she will give all she has, but when the ass end....... |
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 15, 2016 11:47:16 GMT -5
.. and Big O get a look at that ass. Woo Wee.. it's all he can do not to .. well, you know?? You should know. You do know who Big O is right? B. Obama ring a bell there reader? Speaking of a bell. School days fool days. The bell at school just rung and school just let out. Who needs school when you have a 9th grade eduemfecati.. edgeftation??? all hell you know what I mean.. I gots big money checks coming in from my secret food I am selling so it's all good. Liquid Chicken baby..!! You can't chew any more or don't feel like it??Why bother..!! Don't feel like brushing your teeth. No need with this new friend indeed. Liquid Chicken baby ...!!!! lol Just about that time................... |
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Post by xxx on Jul 15, 2016 12:21:58 GMT -5
Speaking of Wang... I'm just playing the modern version of Shadow Warrior, for those familiar with the old game and the famous "Who waaants Waaaang???"
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 15, 2016 12:43:59 GMT -5
People where playing "game of wars" and Batman showed up and kicked Robin right in the ... No.. no.. not the ass.. Batman has class. I made a small funny again didn't I? He kicked him in the damn teeth is what he done thar' readers. Pay attention and you'll get it.. lol But, as you know, Batman has been having money troubles... He won't listen to me about those big money checks about Liquid Chicken, but to each his own I guess. Anywazzz, Batman has been a riding around in a pink 55 Ford that he got from LBJ. See how I got LBJ into this thread over here?  It took some thinkin' but I done it alright..!! Just about that time................... |
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Post by styxer06 on Jul 16, 2016 6:46:31 GMT -5
I realized liquid chicken if pushed right will turn Rex into a millionaire....... Honest. its all in the way you "present" it. yeah. ask any porn star. Rex knows how to "present" the "liquid gold" Now people are not stupid for the most part. they know its S.O.U.P. but how can a motto like "Cock 'n Water" how can they go wrong? Poor lady shows up for work after 2 days out with the flu. she says "boy I felt sooo much better after I got a little "Cock 'n Water in me. Well in the food business know it was the Dicken's Cider what really helped. Where were we? Squirrel!! Now I am pretty sure in '55 Ford didn't paint their cars Pink. Ya ya I know Batman has fetishes, tight leather is one. He had funding, we all know that. who else had a Butler/IT guy in your own cave.(espresso is kickin in) Alfred will get things done. a custom Pink paint job was easy peasy. I remember an episode where Batman asked Alfred to ........ |
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 16, 2016 11:54:04 GMT -5
^^^ lol
call up Debbie's Realtors. Alfred's always on the damn phone so you knew that was a coming thar' readers. Now, that there Debbie's Realtors is what threw you off didn't it?
Yeah, Ol' Batman was a buying up all the properties in the hood. After all. Batman got a fake money making check making machine. Hell that thing makes money baby..!! And fast too..!! who hoo.. Anyway, Batman didn't want the homes.. he wanted the drugs left behind.. Get your mind on the story.
Old Saint Nick would have something to say about that though. How in THE HELL do you think them reindeers fly? They are higher then hell that's how..!!
I think I need a shot of Glug.. ( lol ) Kids. just so no though. Speaking of skies.....................
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Post by styxer06 on Jul 16, 2016 20:37:16 GMT -5
your right he wasnt speaking of skies.... bastid' High. Reindeers use G.A.S. propulsion to fly. its true. trust me. Once I met up with an Elf during the off season dressed as Vernen Troyer at a stripper bar. almost had me fooled. but the ears gave him away.... I asked about what "stuff" the Big Guy uses on them. He said. its ALL orgAAAAAAANNNiiiiccc. flicking both arms index and middle fingers. as we were talking he looked to his left up at the beautiful tanned lady in the lime green bikini and proceded to fold his five dolla and stand it up at attention. she came down for the grab with the twins quicker than a cheesy poof in the hands of cartman. after the 'show" he mumbled something about Santa's beard and not being so white after the long ride. then he walked off in a trance following the girls in the room dishing out all the one liners he could muster. then on turned to him. yeah lol face to face with moms..... |
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 17, 2016 12:20:55 GMT -5
shouting a gatling gun filled with .. no.. no.. not bullets there readers. spit wads..!!! That's a lot of damn spit too.!! Hell, I even had to help out as they done ran out of the liquid stuff. spit that is. Why it was "white gold" one could say. Ol' Verne wasn't too happy about those spit wads as one could guess. He jumped up quicker then a cat in water and proceeded to fight back. He put up his dukes just like a boxer in the 1800's.. Hell, I thought Ol' Verne was going to take a jab at me. But the Grizz was there to ward that off. Wait a minute. Is the Grizz in this forum? He is now lol Well, as you can also guess. It was about that time when................... |
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Post by styxer06 on Jul 17, 2016 16:55:44 GMT -5
I took a nap...... hey, it was a long night. but when I woke up......
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 18, 2016 12:36:19 GMT -5
Jim seen that we where on the Price is Right. That correct thar' readers ( notice I didn't say right again. lol ) The Grizz being 10 feet tall and with those long arms he gots. He done broke the damn thang. Hell, I think it's still broke as they done kicked us out of LA. Or it might have been that the Grizz was grabbin' on those hot girls on the show?? But I ain't one to judge...!! Well it was about that time when.................
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oh she will give all she has, but when the ass end.......
It took some thinkin' but I done it alright..!! 
LOL