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Post by kb7010 on Jul 2, 2016 14:41:27 GMT -5
You read that correct there reader. So it begins with a copy a paste and you can go from there
the King was dressed in a purple tutu covered in pink lace that he had got from LBJ. Now I'm not one to judge there reader.. But lets just say that LBJ liked to swing both ways.. and I am not talking about baseball either. Why it was about that time when................
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Post by JarrodTheBobo on Jul 2, 2016 16:23:26 GMT -5
.... the ghost of Michael Jackson strolled in; decked out in his Smooth Criminal outfit. Accompanying him was the President of the USA; MR. Dumbfuck McAssinmouth. They came to warn the king of the oncoming invasion! But who was invading? Well none other than....
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Post by kremark on Jul 2, 2016 16:32:28 GMT -5
.....Antarctic penguins. Not ordinary birds, mind you. These are smart little bastards who can mind meld with Ivy League professors and make them look like Billy Ray Cyrus groupies....not pretty. Speaking of mullets,....
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Post by styxer06 on Jul 2, 2016 17:13:55 GMT -5
and i will drive without a license till I get caught..........
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 3, 2016 20:01:42 GMT -5
I heard old ET say in his blue dreadlock wig. Hell.. he had a 2 liter of Jack Daniels... as he's from out of this world and can party let me tell you what..
What happen next was...................
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Post by kremark on Jul 3, 2016 22:35:00 GMT -5
....Eliot happened to be doing a BMX flyby but in the basket was not the out of this world visitor, but Drew Barrymore instead. It was driving all the boys wild because her "cooter smelt real good". E.T. had elevated his head and Miss Barrymore growed right up. What does this have to do with anything, you say?? Well Marty still had to get back to the future, did he not? The scene was more than surreal, it was....
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 3, 2016 23:05:20 GMT -5
^^^^^^^^^ You're killing my sides everybody. just like in the movies there readers. Why old Cool Hand Luke himself had just eaten those 90 eggs ( hey now.. I have to bump her up just a tad don't ya know ? ) As I was a saying... Old Cool Hand Luke he got a whiff of that "cooter" and boy old boy did it drive him crazy..!! It is me also there reader just thinking about a young 20 year old Drew Barrymore so don't be a judging now. Where was I as that damn sniff test of that twat done through my brain off and thinking evil things I would like to do with her. That's right.. I was talking about how it drove old Cool Hand Luke nuts. Yes Sir..!!! Well old Luke got in his 1992 green Ford Ranger and took off like a wild cat after Drew. No.. no reader, not Drew Carry from the Price is Right. Old Luke was after Drew Barrymore so pay attention. Anyway it was about that time when.................
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Post by kremark on Jul 4, 2016 6:47:05 GMT -5
...good triumphed (slightly) over evil. You see, the Ford Ranger has a corrosion issue, especially when traveling through time from this century back to the mid-sixties. Salting the roads is one thing, but worm holes and space time continuum is yet another issue. Yes that happens in this case too. The right rear leaf spring shackle, being badly corroded, seperated from the frame rail and the mudder tire just didn't have enough clearance, so the ranger drifted into a Greyhound bus. Luke was lucky it could have been worse, but that burnt rubber smell made him forget about the twat funk. Now, I don't know about you folks, but the first time I saw a super hot lady driving a lunar rover along the interstate, I about.....
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Post by styxer06 on Jul 4, 2016 7:50:27 GMT -5
Shipped my pants. yeah, back to the 60's with all the Hippy patches it could handle. woodstock was kinda cool and all, however hygiene was was a bit je ne sais quoi Funky. the sounds of silence, toking, and tripping hallucinations reverberated through out......
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Post by kremark on Jul 4, 2016 10:26:30 GMT -5
...my cranium, but I could usually snap out of these flashbacks by taking a full minute of breathing aviator's oxygen, which my friends knew to administer when my pants filled up and stank it up. Oh man, I don't think that is Drew Barrymore, it's actually a hippy in a gyroplane. What I thought was the smell of lucious vulva, was not at all what I expected, it was coming from the disabled Ford Ranger's cab. Oh my it was actually. ...
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 5, 2016 23:02:05 GMT -5
.. the grease from Bob Barker's hair. Old Bob put that stuff on there real thick like, as I seen that with my own eyes I tell you what. Yes sir... you didn't know that about old Bob did ya know reader? I think he owns stock in a "hair product" company or something, but don't quote me on that one OK? Well , it was about that time when.............
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Post by kremark on Jul 5, 2016 23:30:42 GMT -5
....Barker's Beauties emptied all their douche bags on the white house lawn. That must have been the smell we were confused about earlier. I knew there was a hint of salad dressing friends and neighbors. They had been saving a lot of used parts cleaner for this single stank-ass act of protest to that cause so near and dear to our hearts, which is of course. ....
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 6, 2016 12:04:56 GMT -5
Is what had my mind all twisted and going nuts. The smell of hot babe "twat" is good thing, once you see them babes I tell you what. Well, I got my senses back and was headed to the next Indy racing race in my beat up 1972 Ford Pinto ( styling and all... as I do have her jacked up in the back with big tires and all don't ya know ) Well sir... What happened next was...............
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Post by flyboy1975 on Jul 6, 2016 14:36:17 GMT -5
That i chimed in, to get my first post. But anyway, i don't think that this mayonaisse....
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Post by kb7010 on Jul 6, 2016 15:06:23 GMT -5
is going to go very good with that wang dang sweet sauce I have sitting right next to me here at the Indy races. Not sure if it's the girl or those 26 beers I drank there reader . Like I said, I had my Pinto all jacked up in the backend with big tires and all. And those other guys think they are going kind of fast in their fancy cars and all. The beers are kind of taking effect as one would guess. You guessed it correct this time there reader. I took that Ford right out on the track as was doing laps I tell you what. Hell I was in the front too..!!! Shit man.... I was just about to win the damn "thang" when the damn thing overheated. Ford never could build a Pinto worth a damn. Son of a bitch anyway...!!! Well sir. It was about that time when...................
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